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August 28, 2013

My friends have a new hamster. …they gave him a bit of banana.

It escalated quickly:

M: omfg what happened to him?
J: he ate his banana
M: with his fur?!
J: a’yup
M: goddamnit
J: also,he just got off. give him a handkerchief
M: he just what?…oh crap

Readers….when I tell you I was laughing so hard I was doing the retarded seal clap…im not lying.

I love my mental friends..

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