Archive for the ‘QOTD’ Category


August 28, 2013

My friends have a new hamster. …they gave him a bit of banana.

It escalated quickly:

M: omfg what happened to him?
J: he ate his banana
M: with his fur?!
J: a’yup
M: goddamnit
J: also,he just got off. give him a handkerchief
M: he just what?…oh crap

Readers….when I tell you I was laughing so hard I was doing the retarded seal clap…im not lying.

I love my mental friends..


December 3, 2012


This is what you get when you talk about an idiot of a father-in-law with an awesome friend.

I can’t do home improvements with a straight face now…